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Seeing Eye Dog
Seeing Eye Dogs
a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua.
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua,
"Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in
there. We've got
dogs with us."
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They
over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts
on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.
guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand.
is my seeing-eye dog."
The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He says, "Yes, they're using
them now, they're very good."
The guy at the door says, "Come on in."
The guy with the Chihuahua figures,
"What the heck," so he puts on a
pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says,
no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my
guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You mean they gave me
Good News Bad News
Jane was an agility competitor. As the years progressed , she became more and
more of a fanatic. One day it occurred to her that Heaven might not have agility trials. She soon became obsessed with this
disturbing possibility. It began to interfere with her everyday life.
As a last resort , she went to a fortune teller. The fortune teller asked her,
'Why have you come?' Jane blurted out, 'Ohh, I just have to know, are there agility trials in Heaven?'
The fortune teller sighed and began to peer into her crystal ball. Finally
she said, 'I have good news and bad news.'
Jane could hardly contain herself. She said, 'Oh please tell me, are there
agility trials in Heaven?'
The fortune teller nodded and said, 'Yes, there are.'
Jane clapped her hands and began to cry with relief. Then she stopped short
and said, 'You said there was bad news, too. What is it?'
The fortune teller shrugged and said, 'You are entered this Saturday!'
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